TO HECK WITH IT I”:M FOING TO SLEEP

it’s not even HELPIGN I”:M STILL SNEEZING

fuck alka-seltzer PLUS

this fuckgin cold medicine is supposed to mak e me drowsy but it’s making me the werid kind of drowsy
the weird kind of drosy
yea

Favourites fan arts: Burial at sea, Bioshock Infinite.

Credits (1,2,3,4).

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

cloudywithachanceofbullets:

I’m just a Homewrecker. <3

i dont spend all day getting OFFENDED ABOUT THINGS
person who runs anti-social justice blog, posts around 25-30 times a day about how much they hate being decent (via grawly)

tumblr keeps reblogging long text posts as a link and whenever I try to open it in a new tab to reblog it manually it’s just an empty void